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Jumat, 07 Mei 2010

Junior High School (kesasar)

Well, klo liat judulnya pasti kita uda tau, ,

bakal ada sangkut pautnya ma NEM. .

Ya,Allah. .

enggak ada yang bisa agku katain waktu agku lihat NEM ku. .

Rasanya dibayangan uda terlihat. .
Orangtua-ku menangis bahkan mengutuki anaknya yang paling bungsu, agku. .

"Astaghfirullah kakak-kakak mu pada berhasil. .sedangkan kamu. .apa yang kamu lakukan buat membahagiakan orangtua mu ini?"


Yeah, mengingat para kakakku yang pada cerdas. .melampaui batas umur mereka(Buzeett dach). .


Kakak pertama :
- Archaebacteria
- alkemia
- virologi
- botani
- zoologi dan bla..bla..bla...

yang serba bahasa latin, ,bisa dihapal, ,ulangan gampang dapet 100, ,dapet sertifikat dari cambridge(olimpiade kimia), ,tertanda major majesty. .
OMG!

punya pacar yang (ehm). .wekekekekekekkekke.

(bagi kakakku yang membaca jngan suudzon dlu yo)


Kakak Kedua:(lebih gila lagi kawan2x)

~ Untuk Olimpiade astronomi ~

- Astrofisika
- Optik
- Kosmologi
- Planet Extra Solar
- Koordinat Bola Langit
- Neutron sintesis dst.

~ Untuk Olimpiade Fisika ~

- KInematika
- Dinamika
- Optik
- Relativitas
- Fisika Modern dst.

Ya,allah kenapa agku jauh sekali dengan mereka, ,

Kenapa dengan otakku?
"Otakku kalo kmu konslet ngomong biar tak perbaiki"(Wekeeke)

Perkataan orang psychopath yang merasa dirinya albert einstein, ,


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Kembali ke masalah NEM

aku paling enggak seneng sekarang, ,klo orang dengan innocent tanya ke agku
NEM mu brapa nif/niph/din/gates(utk sebagian orang tertentu)

pikir-pikir dlu or loading lama, ,ngomong g' yya. .


the answer => "jelek".

WTH,WTF puooollll. ,.


Respond sebagian orang +>

-"Syukuri apa yang ada........"
-"Enggak apa, yang penting lulus......"
-"Sama [aku] juga [jelek]".
-"KLo NEM ku......."

truz tanya
-"mw nerusin kemana,,,,masuk sma mna,,,,(bla6x)"


padahal yo kenyataan ne agku tanya gtu ke orang lain,,,
wkwkkwkwkkw. .


pusing dach

Senin, 03 Mei 2010

Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes adalah detektif fiktif berkebangsaan Inggris ciptaan Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. Ia biasanya ditemani rekannya Dr. Watson dalam petualangannya. Ia terkenal akan kemampuan deduksinya dan kepandaiannya dalam memecahkan kasus.

Sherlock Holmes menyebut dirinya "detektif konsultan", orang yang dimintai tolong dalam suatu kasus ketika kasus tersebut dianggap terlalu sulit untuk dipecahkan polisi dan detektif lain; kita bahkan sering mendengar bahwa dia dapat memecahkan suatu kasus tanpa harus meninggalkan rumahnya. Ia sangat handal dalam menyelesaikan kasus-kasus yang tidak biasa dengan menggunakan kemampuan analisisnya yang luar biasa, dan sering juga menunjukkan kemampuannya ini kepada klien barunya dengan membuat analisis langsung tentang pribadi atau hal-hal yang baru saja dilakukan sang klien. Strategi ini, tentu saja, tidak pernah gagal mencengangkan dan membuat kliennya percaya akan kemampuannya.

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle mendasarkan penciptaan Holmes atas gurunya di Fakultas Kedokteran Universitas Edinburgh, seorang ahli bedah yang sangat berbakat dan juga detektif forensik Joseph Bell, yang mana ilmu forensik menjadi ilmu baru pada waktu itu. "Holmes" dinamakan atas Oliver Wendell Holmes yang sangat dikagumi oleh Conan Doyle, dan atas atlet kriket Inggris yang bernama Sherlock.

Sherlock Holmes tinggal di 221B Baker Street sejak tahun 1881 di mana ia menghabiskan tahun-tahunnya bersama rekannya, dr. John H. Watson, yang dengan siapa ia berbagi kamar selama beberapa waktu sampai Watson menikah dengan Mary Morstan pada tahun 1890. Induk semangnya adalah seorang wanita Skotlandia bernama Mrs. Hudson.

Dalam sebagian besar cerita Holmes ditemani oleh dr. Watson, yang bukan hanya rekannya, tapi juga merupakan penulisnya. Kebanyakan cerita Holmes diceritakan oleh dr. Watson, tentang penyelesaiannya dalam masalah kriminal; di cerita-cerita selanjutnya, Holmes mengkritik Watson atas tulisannya karena Watson menulisnya seperti cerita biasa dan bukannya penjelasan ilmiah.

Holmes mempunyai seorang kakak, Mycroft Holmes, yang muncul di 3 cerita, Penterjemah Yunani, Kasus Terakhir, dan Rencana Bruce-Partington.

Rabu, 28 April 2010

My Favorite song Lyric

FLO RIDA FT. T-PAIN "LOW"

ah ha
ummmmmmm
let me talk to em
let me talk to em
ummmmmmm
let me talk to em
let me talk to em

[Chorus:]
Shawty had them Apple Bottom Jeans
Boots with the fur
The whole club was lookin at her
She hit the flo
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low low

Them baggy sweat pants and the Reeboks with the straps
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack
She hit the flo
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low low

[Verse 1:]
I ain't never seen nuthin that'll make me go, this crazy all night spendin my dough
Had a million dollar vibe and a bottle to go
Dem birthday cakes, they stole the show
So sexual, she was flexible
Professional, drinkin X and ooo
Hold up wait a minute, do i see what I think I whoa
Did I think I seen shorty get low
Ain't the same when it's up that close
Make it rain, I'm makin it snow
Work the pole, I got the bank roll
Imma say that I prefer them no clothes
I'm into that, I love women exposed
She threw it back at me, I gave her more
Cash ain't a problem, I know where it goes

[Chorus:]
She had them Apple Bottom Jeans
Boots with the fur
The whole club was lookin at her
She hit the flo
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low low

Them baggy sweat pants and the Reeboks with the straps
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack
She hit the flo
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low low

[Verse 2:]
Hey
Shawty what I gotta do to get you home
My jeans full of gwap and they ready for Shones
Cadillacs Maybachs for the sexy grown
Patrone on the rocks that'll make you moan
One stack (come on)
Two stacks (come on)
Three stacks (come on, now that's three grand)
What you think I'm playin baby girl
I'm the man, I'll bend the rubber bands
That's what I told her, her legs on my shoulder
I knew it was ova, that Henny and Cola got me like a Soldier
She ready for Rover, I couldn't control her
So lucky oo me, I was just like a clover
Shorty was hot like a toaster
Sorry but I had to fold her, like a pornography poster she showed her

[Chorus:]
Apple Bottom Jeans
Boots with the fur
The whole club was lookin at her
She hit the flo
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low low

Them baggy sweat pants and the Reeboks with the straps
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack
She hit the flo
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low low

[Verse 3:]
Whoa shawty
Yea she was worth the money
Lil mama took my cash, and I ain't want it back
The way she bit that rag, got her them paper stacks
Tattoo of bubba cray, I had to handle that
I was on it, sexy woman, let me shownin
They be want it two in the mornin
I'm zonin in them rosay bottles foamin
She wouldn't stop, made it drop
Shorty did that pop and lock, had to break her off that gwap
Gah it was fly just like my glock

[Chorus:]
Apple Bottom Jeans
Boots with the fur
The whole club was lookin at her
She hit the flo
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low low

Them baggy sweat pants and the Reeboks with the straps
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack
She hit the flo
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low low

C'mon



Fifteen
Songwriters: Swift, Taylor Alison;

You take a deep breath and you walk through the doors
It's the morning of your very first day
And you say hi to your friends you ain't seen in a while
Try and stay out of everybody's way

It's your freshman year and you're gonna be here
For the next four years in this town
Hoping one of those senior boys will wink at you and say
"You know, I haven't seen you around before"

'Cause when you're fifteen and somebody tells you they love you
You're gonna believe them
And when you're fifteen feeling like there's nothing to figure out
Well, count to ten, take it in
This is life before you know who you're gonna be
Fifteen

You sit in class next to a redhead named Abigail
And soon enough you're best friends
Laughing at the other girls who think they're so cool
We'll be outta here as soon as we can

And then you're on your very first date and he's got a car
And you're feeling like flying
And you're momma's waiting up and you're thinking he's the one
And you're dancing 'round your room when the night ends
When the night ends

'Cause when you're fifteen and somebody tells you they love you
You're gonna believe them
When you're fifteen and your first kiss
Makes your head spin 'round
But in your life you'll do things greater than
Dating the boy on the football team
But I didn't know it at fifteen

When all you wanted was to be wanted
Wish you could go back and tell yourself what you know now

Back then I swore I was gonna marry him someday
But I realized some bigger dreams of mine
And Abigail gave everything she had to a boy
Who changed his mind and we both cried

'Cause when you're fifteen and somebody tells you they love you
You're gonna believe them
And when you're fifteen, don't forget to look before you fall
I've found time can heal most anything
And you just might find who you're supposed to be
I didn't know who I was supposed to be at fifteen

Your very first day
Take a deep breath girl
Take a deep breath as you walk through the doors


Lady Gaga - Poker Face

Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah

I wanna hold em' like they do in Texas Plays
Fold em' let em' hit me raise it baby stay with me (I love it)
Luck and intuition play the cards with Spades to start
And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be
A little gambling is fun when you're with me (I love it)
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun, fun
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

I won't tell you that I love you
Kiss or hug you
Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning
Just like a chick in the casino
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand cause I'm marvelous

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)


Flo Rida - Jump featuring Nelly Furtado Lyrics

Nelly Furtado :
When I say jump, you say how high
I ain’t never seen nobody, how they get so high
Like a bird, like a plane, this party got me insane
This party got me insane
So jump jump jump jump

Flo Rida :
Now I’m gon take it to the roof
Everybody with me got they own parachute
You ain’t scared of heights when you sippin on Goose
Party all night like I’m flyin jet blew?
You ain’t never seen nobody get this loose
Shawty actin naughty with her body, what it do
Jump to this man, bump to this man
Stop to this man, crunk to this man
Got another hit man
Hold up, I wanna go up, don’t wanna throw up
My clique pour up, and every bad chick know us
Dance, the boy got us all feelin high
Ask, the shawty, I’m a astronaut
High rollin baby like I’m jumpin on fire
Super Bowl pimp good Year on tire
Can I be a bird, I gotta be fly
Butterfly and spur, and I got a couple words

Nelly Furtado :
When I say jump, you say how high
I ain’t never seen nobody, how they get so high
Like a bird, like a plane
This party got me insane
This party got me insane
So jump jump jump jump
(repeat)

Flo Rida :
When I run up in the club, jump in, then I gotta be there
Check it out, shawty like Nike Air
Up up and away take it off like mere
NBA ballin, I don’t care
Now what do you do when you see you
A shawty and she make it bounce in the room
Hey girl, come on baby, you a fine sexy lady
can I get on your hot air balloon
Sky high, still clubbin like I’m part of the mile high
Ears poppin, Bubbalicious help me get right
Keep poppin in position after midnight
Moese? fried chicken up in NY
Jigga what, don’t it feel good
Houston We gonna jump ship, all aboard
Come around me, and we’ll parlay, we’re throwed
Cali is jumpin, hit the switch on the 64

Nelly Furtado :
When I say jump, you say how high
I ain’t never seen nobody, how they get so high
Like a bird, like a plane
this party got me insane
This party got me insane
So jump jump jump jump

Flo Rida :
Come on and jump, jump, jump (x3)
[All my ladies] get down, get down, get down
[All my ladies] get down, get down, get down
[All the fellas] jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump
[All the fellas, the ladies, the fellas, the ladies, let me see you]

Nelly Furtado :
When I say jump, you say how high
I ain’t never seen nobody, how they get so high
Like a bird, like a plane, this party got me insane
This party got me insane
So jump jump jump jump
(repeat)

Get down, get down, get down
Get down, get down, get down

Song Information

Released August 10, 2009 (U.K), July 28, 2009 (Worldwide)
Recorded 2009
Genre Electropop, hip-hop
Length 3:28
Label Poe Boy & Atlantic
Writers Flo Rida, Nelly Furtado, Travis Barker, Esther Dean, Mike Caren, Oliver Goldstein
Producer Mike Caren, C. Fournier & Oligee

Minggu, 14 Maret 2010

Ekspedisi Ke alam semesta

Segera download program Celestia dan Stellarium,,
Starry Night juga boleh,,,
Kita bisa berekpedisi ke luar angkasa,,dengan demo yang ditawarkan oleh Celestia,,yang membawa kita ke luar galaksi kita,Milky Way,,,

Sabtu, 16 Januari 2010

Learn Heavy Metal Guitar

“Dude - Here's a Fast Way to
Learn Heavy Metal Guitar”
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How a completely self-taught guitarist ignored everything the so-called experts teach ... and stumbled on a Secret Method to learn Heavy Metal Guitar - that will have you playing within days - even if you can't read music and have never picked up an electric guitar before!

Hey Metalhead! Phil Here,


You know, at first my friends laughed when I picked up an electric guitar at a party...but when I started to play they couldn't believe it! See, a buddy of mine had just played some Metallica. He killed it. Everyone clapped. Especially the girls. So I decided this would be a good time for me to show them what I could do. I picked up the Fender and strapped in on.

"Phil's thinks he's Eddie Van Halen," somebody said. The others laughed. They were all certain I couldn't play a single note. "Can he really play?" I heard a girl whisper to Rob.

"Yeah he plays really good!" Rob said. "...really good air guitar. He's never played a guitar in his life...but check him out. This'll be hilarious."

I decided to mess with their heads. I pulled an electronic tuner out of my pocket and proceeded to check the tuning. Then I adjusted the guitar strap and flexed my fingers like I'd seen some metal guitarist do one time.

"Go Phil!" called a voice from the rear.
"Yeah dude...rock it up!" said another and they all sniggered. Nobody knew I could play an ordinary guitar let alone an electric one.
And Then I Started To Play

At first I pretended I didn't have a clue what I was doing. I held the guitar the wrong way and deliberately messed up the first chords and had the amp feeding back something horrible. The girls covered their ears. The guys laughed at me. Then I let rip - straight into an Iron Maiden track. I played it all the way through without a mistake. You should have seen the look on their faces! They were amazed. “Dude - when did you learn to play like that?”

I just smiled.
I Blew Them Away

Everybody got quite excited... “Why didn't you tell us you could play like that?"... "Where did you learn?" - "How long have you been playing?" - "Who taught you?"

"I taught myself," I replied. “Online - without boring and expensive lessons...and just a short while ago I couldn't play a friggin' note."

"You're kidding”, one guy said. "You've been studying for years. I can tell."

"Nope. I kid you not. I've only been playing a short while".

Then I told them the whole story. How I'd managed to find a way to teach myself electric guitar really quick. The same technique I'm going to share with you. That's what this course is all about - getting you up and running on the electric guitar really quick - and the good part is it won't cost you an arm and a leg. No heavy fee up front. No monthly payments. None of that. In fact I reckon this has to be the best deal going if you want to learn metal guitar. But I'll let you be the judge of that.
Who Am I?

What's my story? Am I lead guitarist with a famous heavy metal band? - nope. Do I have a degree in music? - uh...no. Do I know every note on the guitar? - um...no. Do I know how to teach you to play Metal and Rock Guitar quickly without learning all the theory? - you bet!

Listen I've been into Heavy Metal and playing guitar since the age of 13 (I'm now 34). I've also played in many bands, enjoying some success with a UK Metal band called “Rough Justice”.

I know what it's like to have a guitar and you just want to play the damn thing. You know how many people buy a guitar and try to learn to play it and then give up after a few weeks? I don't either but I bet it's a lot. Why is that? Because the guitar-playing courses out there are just too difficult or too boring. Seems every book on learning guitar is either “how to play lame songs from the 60s” or “how to play at a million miles per hour”…which is fine if you can already play! Some of them have you learning the theory of music as well - learning to read music - and that's a horror-show. Why go down that path? Many of the top metal guitarists can't read a note. And you don't need to either.

To put it simply - I've discovered an insane secret method which will astonish you…and you will learn to play guitar 10 times quicker!

I taught myself to play with this method and then I went on to teach my best friend. You see, a few years back I had a problem. I had a friend who wanted to play lead guitar in our band. We had a gig coming up at New Year’s Eve but he couldn’t even play a note!

Now, I knew I couldn’t go through all the theory with him as that would take forever. But I noticed that when playing the majority of Heavy Metal songs there were certain chords that came up time and time again - with slight variations. I also found that a lot of them could be simplified and still sound the same, especially when you added loads of distortion and volume. (In fact, the night of the gig, I made a few fluff-ups but somebody asked how I did the whole thing without a single mistake!!) So I threw the theory book out the window and created a system which would teach him what he needed to know to play heavy metal guitar quickly!

I took all the essential chords which you need to play 90% of metal songs, simplified them in a way that they were easy to play but sounded the same and used these to learn enough songs to play a set list. And it worked! We did the gig using this method. That New Year’s Eve we played to a packed-out hall of screaming metal fans! It’s a feeling you just can’t describe, although that feeling could be yours very soon.

(Oh yeah...I’ll never forget the look on the audience’s faces when our singer announced “Well, I’ve been asked not to swear tonight, and I think I’ve done pretty well, but unfortunately, the next song’s called F**king Hostile, but we’re gonna do it anyway!!!”)

That concert caused an avalanche of people asking me to teach them too. I couldn’t possibly teach everybody in person how to play, but I have done something that is even better. I took everything I taught to my friend, improved on it and created an Exact Blueprint which you can follow to get the same results. Dah Dah! - ladies and gentlemen...put your hands together for - “Tearing it Up”

Step-by-Step Illustrations show exactly how to pick up essential Heavy Metal Chords fast.
Sample Images from Ebook

Each Chord comes with a full explanation of which strings are being played, and at which Fret
your fingers should be positioned at. The combination of text, images and videos truly make it
the quickest way to learn.
It's Not Rocket Science

So chill Dude. Learning to play the electric guitar is not rocket-science. It's easy and fun. When you start this fast-track course on Heavy Metal Guitar I'll show you how to learn chords without reading music and you'll be playing some cool covers in no time at all. I say “within days” but really you'll be playing some stuff within hours. (And then maybe you'll have your own “they laughed when I picked up the axe” story. Ha ha.)

Wanna start a heavy metal band or just riff on your own? You can Dude. It's not that hard. If you've bought other guitar books and courses and given up, don't let that discourage you. I'm here to show you how to play that axe like a rockstar - in no time at all. In fact why not get all that old boring guitar lesson stuff out right now and have a barbecue with it in the backyard. Hang on to your guitar though - you're gonna need it. You don't have a guitar? Dude - run out and beg/borrow/steal one right now!

So have fun with this. Practice 10 minutes a day (or as much as you want) because I can’t wait to hear you play and hear how you’re getting on...soon! I'm not going to sell you this course and then just leave you to work it out on your own. Nuh-uh. I'll be with you every step of the way.
We have a Blog and an active Forum to go with it. I'll give you a link to them with the course.

Here's What This Course Will Do For You!

No more spending lots of money on private lessons which often are spent going over stuff
you've already done before or not interested in. Instead, from this course you can expect to:
Learn Guitar Scales Save weeks by learning the chords you need to get your axe grinding in no time so you can get down to playing rock and metal songs fast.
Learn Guitar Scales As it’s a one time payment, you don’t get charged for each lesson -you can do them as many times as you like and at your own pace. The equivalent in private lessons will cost 64 Times the amount!
Learn Guitar Scales You will be learning an instrument which is fun and exciting which you will be able to enjoy for the rest of your life.
Learn Guitar Scales You will be cool as hell - not just popular, people will envy you and want to be you. Just look at how people idolise rock stars!
Learn Guitar Scales For those who do want to learn a bit of the theory, I have also included additional worksheets which show all the notes on the neck and chord positions.
Learn Guitar Scales Note: It doesn’t matter whether it is 3 in the morning, when you purchase this product, you will be able to download it instantly and get started right away - none of that waiting for a week for the postman to arrive!

Here's Exactly What You're Getting
Metal Guitar Lessons The Ebook is totally step-by-step. Everything has been laid out in a logical order so that each stage takes you closer to your goal.
Metal Guitar Lessons There are over 100 detailed photos - each chord has been taken from two different angles, one from the front and the other over my shoulder as if you were the one playing the guitar.
Metal Guitar Lessons The photos have color-coded strings so you can see exactly which ones are being played. There are also labels to explain anything specific you need to know.
But Wait - There's More!
I've now added 13 Video Tutorials to the Mix

You get over 30 minutes of Video in 13 Tutorials demonstrating the main parts of the course to make sure you pick this stuff up as quickly as possible. It's like looking over my shoulder as I show you how to play the chords and techniques from the Ebook.

As well as chords, these videos will show you how to do alternate picking, play harmonics (very cool), hammer-ons, pull-offs, finger-tapping and more. These are all essential heavy metal guitar techniques and I show you them all in one hit.

(I was planning on releasing these videos as a separate product - but what the hell - go for it. )

Here - check out one of the videos yourself-

BTW Dude - don't miss my special technique for using the plectrum to make the chord sound heavier.

How much would you expect to pay for all that? Have you seen what the other online courses are charging? I'm not going to charge you anywhere near that. In fact, I want to blow them all out of the water with the tremendous value I bring with this.
So What's the Deal?

Here's the hard-sell, Dude: You too, can now teach yourself to be a heavy metal guitarist - right at home - in a fraction of the usual time. You can't go wrong with my accelerated method which has already shown heaps of people how to play metal. Forget the idea that you need some sort of special "musical talent." Just send me money - lots of it. Kidding.

You can get this right now for $47. This is so affordable it's a no-brainer. Man, some guitar lessons are more than that for an hour. If you break it down it comes to about 12 cents a day over a year. Think you can afford that?